Having awesome bouncy sex on the surface of a trampoline. Then as the humping grows in intensity the girls vagina experiences rapid pain because the penis cannot stop bc the motion of the trampoline keeps him going.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.