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Tristan and his crush together is commonly referred to as Trail but he tends to hide this fact around his friends because Tristan=Stoooopid
Look it’s Trail Mix
by Tristan Ng April 30, 2019
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The act or process of secreting a combination of blood, urine, and semen from any one oriface by means of spontanious paristaltic contraction.

The first recorded instance of Trail Mixing was Performed by St Anthony the Great in the year 350. After spending a week in the desert in uninterrupted prayer, he miraculously Trail Mixed on the seventh day by divine command. This is also the only recorded instance of spontanious Trail Mix without stimulus in the history of mankind, although there have been stone age cave heiroglyphs depicting acts beleived by some historians to be of relation to a primitive form of Trail Mixing.

The term originates from the latin root "Nutus" which means semen. Nuts are always a primary ingredient in trail mix, as nut is always a primary ingredient in "Trail Mix".
My girlfriend was strokin' my shaft in the car and I closed my eyes and crashed into a brick wall at the exact moment I ejaculated. I pissed my pants in fear and jizzed at the same time the steering wheel hit my eurethra, which caused internal bleeding, and i proceeded to Trail Mix onto the car stereo.

Whilst masterbating to an action figure of Ghandi mounting a zebra, my pen pal dropped a nativity set on my crotchal region and I Trail Mixed onto his wisemen.
by Captain Stratusphere September 01, 2010
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The action of a male sticking his penis into a woman's vagina, then to her ass, then back to her vagina, and leaving a poo trail on the way.
I was nailing this chick last night, got bored and stuck it in her ass then trail mixed back into her vag...giggity.
by B@lls Deep January 18, 2009
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The act of smacking your buddies nuts and then punching him in the anus. Hence the "nuts" and "chooclate" making up "trail mix".
Larry: "Trail mix!"
Tom: "What? AHHH, Dude what was that for?"
Larry: "Had to get me some nuts and chocolate..."
Tom: "Your a jerk, now my sack is aching"
by Oldschooljeep48 April 10, 2013
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1) A snack with multiple ingredients added to it such as pretzels, cheese-its, crackers, m&ms, and etc.
2) A person with multiple styles like they will dress girly one day then tom boy the next or maybe even country or alternative like another day or something like that. They just have multiple styles to them when it comes to clothes.
1) "Can you get a box of trail mix from the store on your way home?" Person said.
2) "What type of style are you?" Person #1 said.

"Oh I'm just trail mix." Person #2 said.
by fragilebeauty November 04, 2014
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The act of initiating multiple alternating entries into both of a woman's holy orifices during her time of cleansing, resulting in a runny trail of what appears to be dried cranberries and chocolate covered raisins, sometimes but not reliably including several varieties of nuts or corn.
I tried to give Ang a swift donkey punch but I didn’t know it was harvest time. Now I have trail mix stains all over the linen
by King Donkey March 13, 2008
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a group of 3 attractive girls: one redhead, one brunette and a blonde
Check out that trail mix there is something for everybody!

Have you ever met trail mix, they are hard to come by.
by tmix7 June 16, 2012
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