Jill is so conscious of traffic that when she is traveling northbound and sees horrific traffic headed southbound she is so excited that she’s headed north that she pops a traffic boner. One time when we were headed to the airport in Mexico and she noticed the reverse traffic was so bad, she wasn’t even driving and got a traffic caboner.

Last week walking down Pearl street we hit every crosswalk light with the white man telling is to walk - foot traffic boner.