May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
2
1. A tradesman
2. Any one with an occupation such as a plumber or electrician, that has a ute with a tray dog or a white van with PVC tubes attached to the top.
2. Any one with an occupation such as a plumber or electrician, that has a ute with a tray dog or a white van with PVC tubes attached to the top.
The trady was doing well for himself with his plastering business, finally able to pay off the white trady van (complete with PVC tubes) and take his lovely wife Joyce and the kids out for tea at the pub.
by Kiplodogda June 01, 2006
3
"yeah, his work is killer. And he's great if your broke. He takes trades... food, body work, etc. He's pretty trady like that."
by lucaso September 28, 2005
4
A full eshay hype beast who takes photos on golden stairways cause he thinks he's cool. He typically buys tommy Hilfiger, off-white and shops religiously at the secret sneaker store. This breed of person has no money because he spends his small wage on clothing that he never wears
Person 1: I just saw a trady!
Person2: No way! Was he wearing eshay wear?
Person 1: Yep, I bet he has no money too the fucking hype beast
Person2: No way! Was he wearing eshay wear?
Person 1: Yep, I bet he has no money too the fucking hype beast
by AFL gun April 01, 2019