May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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heyyy how are you? looking pretty in your pics :) anyway i gtg, got people waiting for me, cant wait to see you! TQ xxxx
heyyy how are you? looking pretty in your pics :) anyway i gtg, got people waiting for me, cant wait to see you! TQ xxxx
by mymilkshake91 March 13, 2011
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Short for TeamQuebec.org, a Montreal based downhill skateboarding blog. Can also be used as a verb (TQing, TQed, etc.) meaning winning or performing any action with success.
Yo, did you see MGR and Kevin taking that corner? The asphalt just got TQed!
I was totally hung over for the race but I was TQing nonetheless.
I was totally hung over for the race but I was TQing nonetheless.
by Dmitri K October 03, 2011
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Tq is a black boy with an exceptionaly good body , not afraid to say what is on his mind and is a real charmer for the lady's. Although he grabs the attention of many girls he only has one who has the key to his heart , and is destined to make her his wife. Loves sports and will never let you down in times of need.
by lacy100 June 10, 2017
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An acronym meaning Thirst Quenching. Used to describe a sexually appealing, or aroused female.
The term derived from the fact that when the female is aroused, her vagina will secrete a lubricant, thus 'quenching your thirst' for 'pussy juice'.
Uses:
-TQ (Quench Thirst): Sexually appealing. "Dude, that chicks sexy, she must be TQ.".
-QMT (Quench My Thirst): Oral Sex."I would like to QMT with that girl."
The term derived from the fact that when the female is aroused, her vagina will secrete a lubricant, thus 'quenching your thirst' for 'pussy juice'.
Uses:
-TQ (Quench Thirst): Sexually appealing. "Dude, that chicks sexy, she must be TQ.".
-QMT (Quench My Thirst): Oral Sex."I would like to QMT with that girl."
1.
Ian: Yo dude, check out that chick... She's TQ.
Shaun: Damn your right bro... I'm gonna tap that and QMT, I'll probably get some 'popcorn' too.
2.
Erik: Dude, did you hit up on that TQ girl last night?
Chris: Yeah man, she was soo TQ... I had to sop up all the juice with a towel after.
Ian: Yo dude, check out that chick... She's TQ.
Shaun: Damn your right bro... I'm gonna tap that and QMT, I'll probably get some 'popcorn' too.
2.
Erik: Dude, did you hit up on that TQ girl last night?
Chris: Yeah man, she was soo TQ... I had to sop up all the juice with a towel after.
by ShaunG March 23, 2007