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1. Condescending monniker for a premature ejaculator.

2. a type of condescending fictional porn star name for someone who has a little dick and is a premature ejaculator.

Hey wazzup there toy gun sparks. I heard about last night with you and Sherry. She said you went off before you even got close.
by J. Lloyd December 29, 2006
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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