best denfense mechanism against innocent bystanders when you are trying to get thru huge crowds of people or if you are trying to get thru long lines of people. Just eat a shit load of gaseous food the night before and when opportunity knocks please answer and for the sake of humanity let er rip.
Booom!*someone emmiting a toxic fart* Oh dude, what was that? Who shit? Man let's get out of here. *people start running away* Mission accomplished. Oh what fun it is to let out some ol'toxic farts.
by the fart authority January 09, 2007
When someone lets a fart off and you can taste and feel the fart when this happens the only option you have is to shout HIROSHIMA and roll around on the floor dying of the toxic blast of stench!
by Doctor unnsherguery November 29, 2012
Physical ailment characterized by the repeated expulsion of absolutely foul, often sulfuric and environmentally destructive gasses from one's rectum, especially in libraries, classrooms and other public spaces. cf. "toxic shock syndrome", which can, incidentally, result from contact with someone carrying a particularly severe case of TFS (toxic fart syndrome).
"Dude that smell emanating from your rectum has increased global temperature by a half a degree celsius! I think you've got the toxic fart syndrome..."
"I was in the library yesterday and people started complaining at the front desk of a natural gas leak. Little did they know that it was the result of the ejection of the very unnatural gasses of my Toxic Fart Syndrome."
"I was in the library yesterday and people started complaining at the front desk of a natural gas leak. Little did they know that it was the result of the ejection of the very unnatural gasses of my Toxic Fart Syndrome."
by Hominid54 March 24, 2014