When describing Towson anyone who lives here knows that you can't leave out the surrounding upper class suburbs of Hunt Valley, Ruxton, Timonium and sometimes Jacksonville (see jville) that feed into the Towson scene. The kids are rich, pretty, smart and the best at their sport, spending most of their time toking on a joint in a friends 70,000$ car or playing ruit in someones basement. The parties are always huge, and no matter how fun it was it will always seem awesome because everybody was too drunk to remember. Lacrosse is THE sport, if you dont play it you play something else and you still love it. If you don't go to private school, its probably not because mommy and daddy cant pay for it but because you wish to have constant interaction with the opposite sex making it easier to be a slut during your high school years. Usually this is done at Dulaney, because Towson and Loch Raven just SUCK. Once you leave, you miss the hell out of it and always come back just so you can raise your own kids in the same unsupervised, spoiled manner your parents did.
We're smarter, prettier and richer than you, and you wouldn't understand unless you were a Towson kid.
by hot shit May 10, 2005
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not only do preps run towson, they over run it's walls in a sea of pastel and shabby hair over the ears. You can smell them in the surrounding residential areas in the mean streets of towson. The parents piling kids with juice boxes in hand out of thier minivan with tvs in the back.
Where the "cool alternative scene" consists of Ten-Car-Pile up that on certain saturday nights the barrage of leather jackets and colorful die rule the streets.
Where no matter how many girls are at a party, "there are like, no girls here".
No matter how big the party is "there's not that many people"
It's also status quo to get your dad to buy you that LV bag or that $1200 yorkie from Just Puppies.
Where the "cool alternative scene" consists of Ten-Car-Pile up that on certain saturday nights the barrage of leather jackets and colorful die rule the streets.
Where no matter how many girls are at a party, "there are like, no girls here".
No matter how big the party is "there's not that many people"
It's also status quo to get your dad to buy you that LV bag or that $1200 yorkie from Just Puppies.
by Derek April 09, 2005
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Small town just north of Baltimore City but is actually in Baltimore County. Towson is the Center of Baltimore County Government.
Towson is a fun place to live. Towson is not as rich and snooty as all that. Towson has two section 8 projects right smack in the middle of its Downtown. The Towson Section 8 tenant residents are more stuck up than any of the college students or old dames. Towson Section 8 tenants are mostly sad trash without cash. Old gay queens sit on park benches like spiders waiting for a young college fly to digest. Homeless bums infest the benches near the public library trading foul odors like playing cards. Heroin addicts stumble around looking for the nearby public defenders offices. Losers shop the narrow streets lined with Bail Bonds outlets. Ramshackle houses line small crowded streets trying to look historic but suceeding more at looking tired, forelorn and just plain worn out.
Towson is a fun place to live. Towson is not as rich and snooty as all that. Towson has two section 8 projects right smack in the middle of its Downtown. The Towson Section 8 tenant residents are more stuck up than any of the college students or old dames. Towson Section 8 tenants are mostly sad trash without cash. Old gay queens sit on park benches like spiders waiting for a young college fly to digest. Homeless bums infest the benches near the public library trading foul odors like playing cards. Heroin addicts stumble around looking for the nearby public defenders offices. Losers shop the narrow streets lined with Bail Bonds outlets. Ramshackle houses line small crowded streets trying to look historic but suceeding more at looking tired, forelorn and just plain worn out.
Yes Towson has its upscale pop. There are lots of college students and lots of bars for them to get smashed out of their gords drunk. There are wonderful places to eat. The number's 8, 11, 48 and 3 buses bring folks from the inner city to shop at one of the few remaining super malls offering high end merchandise in Baltimore. Towson Town Mall food court is filled with urban day trippers. Poor inner city folks who come out for a day of window shopping at fine stores. In the mall you see poor folk in tube tops and bras drooling over things they will likely never be able to afford.
You see huge ladies with thunder hips walking through the mall with tight fitting tops revealing endless rolls of hot smelly lard like fat. The biggest fat people are always standing in the way of mall traffic talking loud and acting boorish. Fat ugly thugged out men walking down the mall with equally ugly fat ladies trying desperately to look as if they belong among the endless sea of rich college kids whose every move speaks volumes about their having been born to a rich carefree lifestyle of which many dream.
Towson is home to ugly condos rushed up in a hurry during the housing bubble that never sold and ended up cheap apartment housing for college students. Towson is still upscale despite it all with Markets where you can spend $20 dollors buying all the fixin's for a tuna fish sandwich.
You see huge ladies with thunder hips walking through the mall with tight fitting tops revealing endless rolls of hot smelly lard like fat. The biggest fat people are always standing in the way of mall traffic talking loud and acting boorish. Fat ugly thugged out men walking down the mall with equally ugly fat ladies trying desperately to look as if they belong among the endless sea of rich college kids whose every move speaks volumes about their having been born to a rich carefree lifestyle of which many dream.
Towson is home to ugly condos rushed up in a hurry during the housing bubble that never sold and ended up cheap apartment housing for college students. Towson is still upscale despite it all with Markets where you can spend $20 dollors buying all the fixin's for a tuna fish sandwich.
by THE AUTISTIC WEREWOLF July 17, 2012
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Towson is not the "lax center" of maryland and even if it is those kids are total douchebags. YOU'RE NOT COOL LOOKING. These kids will never grow up and the rest of us have to see them everyday. Plaid shorts, polos, and whatever stupid ass shoes they choose are all gay as shit. Skating has always been important here and Towson's considered a northern part of Baltimore to most people. Crabs are good. Fuck lacrosse and the shitty music they all listen to
Lax douche 1: Hey wanna go shopping in towson for polos and plaid shirts and pose in the mirror???
Lax douche 2: YES! right after i treat girls like shit and beat off to a picture of myself
Lax douche 1: awesome i'm going to have an easy fuckin life thanks to my rich dad and gold digger mom and only be good at sport stats or some ESPN job.
Lax douche 3: Lil' Wayne dawg!
Black kid: Go fuck yourself
Lax douche 2: YES! right after i treat girls like shit and beat off to a picture of myself
Lax douche 1: awesome i'm going to have an easy fuckin life thanks to my rich dad and gold digger mom and only be good at sport stats or some ESPN job.
Lax douche 3: Lil' Wayne dawg!
Black kid: Go fuck yourself
by fuckyouandyoursport June 01, 2011
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One of the worst kinds of suburbia; Where the weird kids and the outcasts can't feel sorry for themselves since its not a "white picket fence" area, but where they're always surrounded by republican, conservative "laxxerzzz" and their plastic surgery-high mothers who have too much money to be living in that area, but do anyway.
Me: Get me out of here
Me: Please let me go to college now
Me: Only not at Towson U cause that'd suck balls
Me: Please
Me: Fuck
Me: Please let me go to college now
Me: Only not at Towson U cause that'd suck balls
Me: Please
Me: Fuck
by AnonnymousHooker September 29, 2011
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Having spent much of my high school weekend life in towson hanging around at night, here is what I have to say.
Towson Commons: Many different types hang here including: preps, punks (well they used to til the punk scene died out and the police started hunting them down), black people, wiggers, and even a few bums. This is a movie theater so there are obviously going to be tons of 13-16 year olds around there.
Towson Town Center: Mall where all the people listed above go to waste their money on worthless stores such as hot topic and brookstone.
Towson was a place to go to wait for your friends to call you up and tell you where the party was. Before that it was where I went to skate and do other dastardly deeds. Yes there are a lot of preps, but they are usually either at the Towson Diner or walking from their cars to the Commons or the Mall. Preps would be stupid to be walking around past 7-11 or the back streets cause their brightly colored clothes are bound to attract some homeless dude or thug to rob them.
Towson Commons: Many different types hang here including: preps, punks (well they used to til the punk scene died out and the police started hunting them down), black people, wiggers, and even a few bums. This is a movie theater so there are obviously going to be tons of 13-16 year olds around there.
Towson Town Center: Mall where all the people listed above go to waste their money on worthless stores such as hot topic and brookstone.
Towson was a place to go to wait for your friends to call you up and tell you where the party was. Before that it was where I went to skate and do other dastardly deeds. Yes there are a lot of preps, but they are usually either at the Towson Diner or walking from their cars to the Commons or the Mall. Preps would be stupid to be walking around past 7-11 or the back streets cause their brightly colored clothes are bound to attract some homeless dude or thug to rob them.
by Ripsta April 22, 2005
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aah Towson, my hometown. Lets see, I mean ofcourse there are those sketch punk kids but its mostly preppy kids. Us cool kids go to private schools and those whose parents do not make enough money to fit that category just wish they went to private schools.
-Girls lifestyles consist of big SUVs that daddy bought us, which we drive recklessly, while drunk and stoned, blaring obsene rap songs on the way to our never ending parties
-Boys are the epitome of Ralph Lauren, own all ruit tables, dabble in cocaine, and slut their way through high school
-Girls lifestyles consist of big SUVs that daddy bought us, which we drive recklessly, while drunk and stoned, blaring obsene rap songs on the way to our never ending parties
-Boys are the epitome of Ralph Lauren, own all ruit tables, dabble in cocaine, and slut their way through high school
by You Know You Love Me April 18, 2005
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