A place where people live. A place where beer is sold. A place where a church exists. A place in which there is a school a post office a grocery store and a couple of restaurants.
by 123bobiscool June 10, 2019
The art of entering a town which you see to have a poorly named town, approaching a local resident give them a bashing and leaving the town again.
"are that looks like a poorly named town"
"Hello sir are you a local"
"Yes why"
Bash (Town Bashing)
and leave
"Hello sir are you a local"
"Yes why"
Bash (Town Bashing)
and leave
by Bashbro1 October 05, 2011
by Missleesha September 03, 2015
Somebody who hangs around town for extended periods of time, usually in a group. Often involved in scraps and other illegal activity such as vaping and underage drinking.
by Whyismynamewatermelonpenis July 14, 2021
Better stop dreaming of the quiet life, 'cause it's the one we'll never know
And quit running for the runaway bus 'cause those rosy days are few
And stop apologizing for the things you've never done
'Cause time is short and life is cruel but it's up to us to change
This town called malice
Rows and rows of disused milk floats stand dying in the dairy yard
And a hundred lonely housewives clutch empty milk bottles to their hearts
Hanging out their old love letters on the line to dry
It's enough to make you stop believing when tears come fast and furious
In a town called malice, yeah
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, oh
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Struggle after struggle, year after year
The atmosphere's a fine blend of ice, I'm almost stone cold dead
In a town called malice, ooh yeah
A whole street's belief in Sunday's roast beef
Gets dashed against the Co-op
To either cut down on beer or the kid's new gear
It's a big decision in a town called malice, ooh yeah
And quit running for the runaway bus 'cause those rosy days are few
And stop apologizing for the things you've never done
'Cause time is short and life is cruel but it's up to us to change
This town called malice
Rows and rows of disused milk floats stand dying in the dairy yard
And a hundred lonely housewives clutch empty milk bottles to their hearts
Hanging out their old love letters on the line to dry
It's enough to make you stop believing when tears come fast and furious
In a town called malice, yeah
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba, oh
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
Struggle after struggle, year after year
The atmosphere's a fine blend of ice, I'm almost stone cold dead
In a town called malice, ooh yeah
A whole street's belief in Sunday's roast beef
Gets dashed against the Co-op
To either cut down on beer or the kid's new gear
It's a big decision in a town called malice, ooh yeah
The ghost of a steam train, echoes down my track
It's at the moment bound for nowhere
Just going round and round, oh
Playground kids and creaking swings
Lost laughter in the breeze
I could go on for hours and I probably will
But I'd sooner put some joy back
In this town called malice, yeah
In this town called malice, yeah
In this town called malice, ooh yeah
It's at the moment bound for nowhere
Just going round and round, oh
Playground kids and creaking swings
Lost laughter in the breeze
I could go on for hours and I probably will
But I'd sooner put some joy back
In this town called malice, yeah
In this town called malice, yeah
In this town called malice, ooh yeah
by Eliteshadow 2 May 14, 2021
TOWN FOOL -ONE WHO IZ PROFICIENT IN TOWN FOOLERY;ALUTRESS;HEATHAN : RESIDES IN A HOUSE OF ILL-REPUTE ;
by JUSTDOGG January 21, 2019
First of all. Town is full of ugly,idiot,chavvy eccie munching riots. Stinky Sara yazdani who honks of pish should go in a shower.
Have you heard of town group ? What? The bunch of freaks who rock about town eccied oot their tits? Aye how?
by Cerysjonesisamunter November 22, 2018

