Urban Dictionary: towed

Top definition

When you are so beyond smashed and wrecked that another term has to step in to describe your ultimate level of inebriation.

Dude, why did you piss all over my bathroom walls? Are you that wrecked?

I'm towed. You slice of shit.

by A-roo February 05, 2007

May 18 Word of the Day

When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.

X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.

by TripleWest September 03, 2012

A slang phrase used when someone insults someone else, or says a comeback to them.

Yo' mama's so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas. You just got towed!

having huge rims so it looks like your car is being towed

26 inches of chrome got me sittin so towed
See me in the driver's seat lookin so throwed

by Larry Hustle December 15, 2008

Sex with the guy who comes to tow your Toyota on a runaway truck ramp.

Lexi- I medium key want to be the one towed by the tow truck guy

Gabi and Lauren - sameeee

Sabrina - Imma pass

by gabsablex April 21, 2021