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When you are so beyond smashed and wrecked that another term has to step in to describe your ultimate level of inebriation.
Dude, why did you piss all over my bathroom walls? Are you that wrecked?

I'm towed. You slice of shit.
by A-roo February 05, 2007
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Jun 14 Word of the Day
Referring to women who are sexually or romantically attracted to other women. Applies to both lesbians and bisexual women, as it is only the same-sex attraction that matters, not any other attractions the women may have.

Originates from the Greek poet Sappho, a bisexual woman from the Isle of Lesbos, from which we get the term lesbian.
The sapphic women greatly enjoyed each others company.
by whatisdead June 25, 2015
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A slang phrase used when someone insults someone else, or says a comeback to them.
Yo' mama's so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas. You just got towed!
by Terribilis Persona April 19, 2012
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having huge rims so it looks like your car is being towed
26 inches of chrome got me sittin so towed
See me in the driver's seat lookin so throwed
by Larry Hustle December 15, 2008
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Sex with the guy who comes to tow your Toyota on a runaway truck ramp.
Lexi- I medium key want to be the one towed by the tow truck guy

Gabi and Lauren - sameeee

Sabrina - Imma pass
by gabsablex April 21, 2021
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