I wanna wanna touch you(r) body body body -

Friend 1 : can I touch your balls?
Friend 2: what!? Why?
Friend 1: it's touch your friends balls day

Friday 2: oh ok sure

Hey, did you know today was touch your friends toe's day?

No, but that's cool

1. You got a prostate exam at 39 because the doctor couldn't wait a year to touch your lunch.
2. I was banging her so hard from behind that I was touching her lunch!

Hey i heard tom tractor touched that guy in prison.

He can't seem to be successful at any of his businesses. He has the Trump's touch.

“NO DONT SPHINCTER TOUCH ME IT TICKLES”