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used to describe people who may have been acting/talking in a sexual way ; telling them to get outside more
ben was acting so horny. he needs to go outside and touch grass
by linalina January 02, 2021
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A euphemism for β€œkill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.
All right, why don’t you just compost me?
by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020
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used when someone is doing something weird, stupid, or pointless. it means they need to come back to reality, they need to get some fresh air and get back in touch with how the real world works.
"been keeping track of my crush's snap score. she's most active on friday, least active on monday, most-"
"dude. you need to go touch grass. get a job or something damn"

"the word 'crazy' is inherently ableist and harms neurodivergent people"
"oh my god. please touch grass"
by jesus christ stop January 18, 2021
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When somebody makes something non sexual, sexual. Meaning you have to get out more.
β€œGo touch grass” AKA β€œYou need to get out more!”
Girl 1: β€œI am so wet rn from the rain!”
Girl 2: β€œThat’s what she said πŸ˜β€
Girl 1: you seriously have to touch grass
by afijqlrJLF KJ March 03, 2021
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When someone is delusional or acting unrealistic, like they don't know how the world works anymore, this is a way to tell them they need to get offline and experience the "real" world

Created during the COVID-19 pandemic, when everyone was instructed to stay home as much as possible, limiting the amount of social interaction people experienced to mostly-online.
Super-Woke Becky tried to tell me "touch grass" was ableist because some people can't physically touch grass. She's the queen of people who need to touch grass.
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by Stagnation May 02, 2021
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something that you say to someone who basically never goes outside
I need to touch grass
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by sunaslemon February 12, 2021
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What everybody in quarantine desperately needs right now
Bro 1: Man, I've been cooped up in my home for two months now
Bro 2: You really need to go outside and touch grass my dude
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by Obv troll is obvious March 10, 2021
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