by onomono July 19, 2003
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A toucan sam is somebody who says that they're straight, but acts suspiciously fruity (LGBTQIA+).
*Toucan Sam is the mascot for fruity pebbles, which is where we derive the euphemism from.
*Toucan Sam is the mascot for fruity pebbles, which is where we derive the euphemism from.
Guy a : idk man, Ricky Montgomery is so hot. Id date him if I was gay.
Guy b: sounds a little fruity, Toucan Sam
Guy b: sounds a little fruity, Toucan Sam
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by frog-bean March 10, 2021
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When you strategically place your testicles on the eye sockets of another parties face and carefully drape your member down said parties nose.
Foo-Foo was so wasted last night that I Toucan Sammed him for hours. He was feeling real fruity after that.
by AnthTheManth September 20, 2013
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a girl with a ginormous nose, usually detracting from any possibility of being hot in any way because her giant nose is so distracting.
Drunk: i just got that girls number man, shes super hot huh
Drunk's friend: yeah dude go make out with her right now
Bystanders: do you see that chump makin out with toucan sam, he could lose an eye
Drunk's friend: yeah dude go make out with her right now
Bystanders: do you see that chump makin out with toucan sam, he could lose an eye
by Auneeezy October 10, 2005
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by Jimmy the Knife April 07, 2008
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A really rude, stuck up bitch with a nose the size of the planet. It sticks out so far that if you get even remotely close you WILL lose an eye. Her nose is so distracting that you forget she's a girl.
"omg! did you see that cameltoe that toucan sam had in p.e. today?!? She almost popped the volleyball with her nose, fucking scary."
by milkyway December 20, 2006
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