Girlfriend: Did you just fart!?!?!?
Boyfriend: No baby. That wasn't no fart. That was a total rectoblow.
Girlfriend: That would explain why my peillow is ripped to shreds!!! My poor peillow!!! You rectoblowed all over it!!!
Boyfriend: No baby. That wasn't no fart. That was a total rectoblow.
Girlfriend: That would explain why my peillow is ripped to shreds!!! My poor peillow!!! You rectoblowed all over it!!!
by longrod vanhugendong October 15, 2008
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the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007
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