May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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When one chews an entire pack of Eclipse gum while performing oral sex on their partner. Mid climax, the chewer inserts their minty wad for maximum effect.
by sandals_pants August 21, 2017
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Total eclipse is a low rent production of brat. Starring Mackenzie Ziegler. The actors are just overrated kids acting too old for their age.
Total eclipse is dumb
by Lalallalalalaa July 02, 2018