A loser, a nobody. I person you would ignore or consider a throw away hence the term TOSSER as in one who has been tossed out with the trash.

Beautiful, kind and highly intelligent people. Unusual and sought after. The alignment of planets mean most were born in October and have seven names...

Tosser: some wanker who asks too many questions all in one quick asf sentence, doesn’t reply to your snaps and thinks little fat lamb is the shit.

someone who has never had a girlfriend and is so desperate that they have to wank to get somewhere in life without cuming every time they see a fit girl

A group of 'friends' that are planning to book a holiday to somewhere (e.g. magaluf) when they could clearly go to the same place where you are going on holiday (e.g. malia) but don't because they are complete jebends!!

see Micheal Mark cunt chimp Lady Boy chav closet pussy

Verb

1. means to "toss the salad"; has tossed the salad; tosses the salad (eat asshole.)

2. Used as a diss