1.Somebody (preferably male) who performs the act of masturbation regularly.

2. An insult used to describe someone as a "frequent masturbator ".
"Stop wanking ya tosser"
"You're a right tosser"
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A loser, a nobody. I person you would ignore or consider a throw away hence the term TOSSER as in one who has been tossed out with the trash.
Jane: "I like Tom, I think he's cute!"
Dick: "Tom? Are you serious? Bit of a Tosser don't ya think?"
by mr. mike July 30, 2017
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Tosser: some wanker who asks too many questions all in one quick asf sentence, doesn’t reply to your snaps and thinks little fat lamb is the shit.
“What type of question is that you f*cking tosser?”
by Messedwonder May 06, 2018
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Tosser (ˈtȯsER, ˈtäsER): n. a person that is the future of their industry, of or related to the arts or business. 2. a group of curators, artists, designers, bloggers, business owners, and visionaries 3. A trendsetter by nature.
Our generation is a generation of tossers, a community of driven and revolutionary thinkers, who are creating a culture fueled by a combination of business and the arts.
by Tosser January 25, 2013
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British slang for someone typically a male, who is suspected of materbating too much.
Harry: So did you watch The Hills last night?
Hermoine: Spencer is such a tosser.
by Sprytly December 08, 2009
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A word used to describe an unsavory, contemptible person. Can also refer to the temporary actions of someone. Tosser is much the same as wanker but doesn't necessarily have to refer to the literal meaning of one who masturbates. Similar but more of a cousin to asshole.
"I hope Vicktor doesn't come tonight, he is a right tosser when he drinks"

"You look a tosser in those leather trousers, Craig"

by Kall- April 05, 2008
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(also tosserised) vb. - damaged or destroyed by tossers.
exmpl. "This computer's been completely tosserized."

by Sgt. Scrivener September 06, 2006
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