by Neon Angel October 30, 2003
Get a Tosser mug for your buddy Abdul.
Can also mean someone who 'loves themselves' too much, such as being too vain or having high regard for oneself.
by choosebro August 25, 2005
Get a TOSSER mug for your brother-in-law Manley.
buy the domain for your art blog
a wanker
He's just a tosser - an hour later and he's still sitting there reading the paper and picking his nose.
by martin November 12, 2003
Get a tosser mug for your papa Callisto.
someone who has never had a girlfriend and is so desperate that they have to wank to get somewhere in life without cuming every time they see a fit girl
by daniel brunning May 01, 2003
Get a tosser mug for your cousin Larisa.
Verb
1. means to "toss the salad"; has tossed the salad; tosses the salad (eat asshole.)
2. Used as a diss
1. means to "toss the salad"; has tossed the salad; tosses the salad (eat asshole.)
2. Used as a diss
by xenu! May 21, 2008
Get a Tosser mug for your buddy Sarah.
A group of 'friends' that are planning to book a holiday to somewhere (e.g. magaluf) when they could clearly go to the same place where you are going on holiday (e.g. malia) but don't because they are complete jebends!!
by Jack the lad... March 28, 2007
Get a tossers mug for your guy Jerry.
by Dont Be A Tosser March 04, 2009
Get a Tosser mug for your mama Helena.
