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Some wanker who can afford to buy your girlfriend an elephant
Prince "Tosser" William is a real tosser
by Neon Angel October 30, 2003
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Can also mean someone who 'loves themselves' too much, such as being too vain or having high regard for oneself.
Look at that tosser, with his moosed up hair and up turned collar
by choosebro August 25, 2005
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He's just a tosser - an hour later and he's still sitting there reading the paper and picking his nose.
by martin November 12, 2003
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someone who has never had a girlfriend and is so desperate that they have to wank to get somewhere in life without cuming every time they see a fit girl
des mayne at thurleston high school ipswich suffolk
by daniel brunning May 01, 2003
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Verb

1. means to "toss the salad"; has tossed the salad; tosses the salad (eat asshole.)

2. Used as a diss

by xenu! May 21, 2008
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A group of 'friends' that are planning to book a holiday to somewhere (e.g. magaluf) when they could clearly go to the same place where you are going on holiday (e.g. malia) but don't because they are complete jebends!!
"why can't you just go to malia you complete tossers!!!"
by Jack the lad... March 28, 2007
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