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to commit a civil wrong; to breach a duty that is owed to another; bad touch.
I never knew what it meant to tortify someone, until Herman Cain offered me that job.

Note: recognition in the English language pending.
by Sylvester Pennoyer December 09, 2011
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A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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1) To commit a tort.
2) To tortfease.
Tortfeasor: I just tortified your mom.
Son of the afflicted: Dude. WHY would you tortify my mom? Why!?
Tortfeasor: Yup. Smacked her so hard her lip ring melted. Intent AND offensive contact baby.
Son of the afflicted: That was my dad you tard.
by epic1L December 07, 2011
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