Gender neutral and far superior variant of "busting your balls"

Synonyms:

Yankin' yer chain.
Jerkin' ya shaft.
Ticklin' your peaches.
Flicking your tits.
Pinching your pud.
Guy: That shirt blows.
Girl: OMG WTF.
Guy: I'm just torquing your teets.
...or...
Dude, you've gotta be torquin' my teets.
by Androecium February 13, 2014
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to take a poo, shit, dung, deficate, leave a stool specimin, drop the cosby kids off at the pool and so on....
"Your body wants that airplane food out, so your in the restroom TORQUING WICKED CABLE"
by Adam Smetak June 10, 2008
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to masturbate; to pop off a quick orgasm to calm nerves;
I'm going out with a hot chick tonight. I'm gonna torque one off before, so I don't pitch a tent around her.
by the best, no doubt August 09, 2005
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A term first used to describe the engine of the 2004 Volkswagen R32. The term is used to allow others to understand the large amount of torque available at any engine speed.

The term, "meaty glove", is derived from a more common term: "glove of meat", which is used to describe the object thrown into the air in celebration after Thomas Edison successfully created the first nickel-iron-alkaline storage battery.
by Adam Santunafish July 23, 2006
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When your high as fuck, just a funny weed word.
guy one: Dude I am fully Torqued right now.
guy two: Same my guy
by y3gy2gh4 December 03, 2019
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