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The definition of torque is: when you wake up in the morning with a raging hard-on and go into the bathroom to take a piss
as you push down on it to aim it toward the water your feet kick out backwards from under you and your face bounces of the rim of the bowl. Now that is torque/torqued
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I saw a super beat up looking homeless person today, poor guy was totally torqued.

My buddy broke his truck four wheeling today, I saw it and it looked fucking torqued.

I watched a dude take to big of a bong hit today and it totally torqued him
by Dirty G in S.C. October 23, 2009
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To get all pissed off
He got really torqued when they wouldn't give him his money back.
by Peter Torque August 07, 2004
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The nickname of a modern 3d video game engine made by GarageGames.com and used primarily by independant and hobbyist game developers; aka TGE or "Torque Game Engine"
"Someone should Torque a hybrid first-person-shooter / real-time-strategy game taking place in Neo-Tokyo."

"Has anyone Torqued a MMO sports game?"

"I just bought the TGE and can't wait to Torque up my game's design document!"
by Josh D. September 16, 2004
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To complete a task quickly and efficiantly, or to work hard at something.
>Hey man you wanna come burn a johnny and play with "Google Earth"?
>> Nah man, I gotta torque this essay.

>You ready for your exam today?
>>Yeah for sure, I've been torquing astronomy all weekend.

>That broad was pretty hammered last night
>>yeah I fuckin' torqued her till 6 in the morning.
by GhoulMasterX December 26, 2005
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you dont have to have a V8 to have a lot of torque(having a bigger engine doesn't make your penis any larger.), and its better for racing to have your torque and horsepower around the same.
That STi has a lot of torque.
by WRX STi August 22, 2007
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To grab the balls of another guy, pull them down really hard, twist them and shove them up his ass. Requires kneeling (unless the torquer is a midget). Usually directly follows, or, because of the kneeling, is driectly followed by, a Bulgarian Slap.
Man, did you see Mark Bulgarian Slap Justin today? He got so mad he grabbed Mark's balls and totally torqued him!
by the big sleaze October 27, 2006
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