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When you cant read and go into english class with mrs. moore and antonio and she assigns 50 pages in a book then you try to read and your brain explodes all over the wall and mush sprays all over the mrs. moores face.
Man I was so torpey last night, I had to read a book for my english class and my brain just exploded all over my cat and my cat licked it up.

Man you must of been trippen.
by Torpeatspaper123123123 September 27, 2010
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A very odd person, who over uses the words such as "Goose" and "Goober" etc
Often called "Torpay" by sad and unlearned persons.
"You're such a Torpey for saying that"
"Stupid twat = Torpey"
"Come on Torpay"
by The Goose September 21, 2003
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An Aussie slang for a "torpedo" kick. When kicking am oblong ball (i.e. gridiron ball, rugby ball, Aussie rules ball), it means to have the ball spin along it's longest axis, thus providing fantastic aerodynamics. Plus it looks pretty cool.
(in sports commentators voice) "Oh, a beautiful torpie there bounces into touch."
by Ryan Mock April 08, 2005
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