The act of two people simultaneously dropping loads into a toilet. The initiator, or the first mate as they are known, sits at the rear of the toilet seat spreading their legs as wide apart as possible. The second participant, or deck hand as they are known, squats over the top allowing both members of the Double Torpedo to “dump” at the same time. Extreme care must be taken when performing this bathroom stunt, accidents are common.

the utmost of pleasurable pain,

and every servant boys worst nightmare..

The best innuendo for a dick... ever. Used by thrash metal band Motörhead in their 1987 hit "Eat The Rich" off of the "Rock And Roll" album.

Did I mention that it's the single greatest innuendo for a dick EVER!?!?

Any male who has an uncircumsized penis. These men often have excessive amounts of odor and STDs.

The male genitalia. Think about it.

a variation of a blumpkin. having a woman go down on you while you are in a hot tub and dropping a turd that floats from up under you and hits her in the face like a torpedo.

A very large dildo, usually black and sometimes spiked, fired from a RPG towards an enemy's anus.