The act of which two sailors of any nations navy, engage in sexual contact where one sailor shits in his own hand and proceeds to jerk off before inserting his shit covered penis into his sailor friends anus! Thus completing the dirty torpedo!

The shit skid left on a woman's torso after titty fucking her while having swamp ass

A sly or otherwise cheeky statement (usually backhanded, sarcastic, or savage in nature) that is cleverly worded so that it goes unnoticed at first until its true meaning is figured out. Therefore much like a torpedo: Will go typically go unnoticed by many until its either too late to do anything about it or hits them.

when you take charge of a woman in bed who's on top of you, and you turn her around in a split second and rail the fuck out of her

A women who is attractive when under the influence of alcohol.

The act of mixing a double jack and coke with half of a xanax bar. Before the first sip the xanax bar must be inserted into the straw and slurped down with the first gulp.

The act of anal masturbation while using a pool toy at your local swimming pool.