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When one shits the entire turd in one big go, shooting it into the pipe below. This is often combined with a flawless victory.
I got out of the shower and had to take a dump. When I started pushing, I had a torpedo shit since my ass was still wet.
by bgoldrich October 26, 2005
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when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life
Dan: bro why have you been staring into space for the last hour doing nothing?
Me: bro i have a chronic cringe from what happened earlier I can't concentrate
by finesseeeee March 01, 2019
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