From the foreign for "talk". Foreign meaning typed english in a generic "foreign" accent.

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

When a man wakes up with morning wood that is so solid that he needs to push down on his penis so hard that he rises onto his toes to pee.

When you try to Ctrl-v something you've copied but accidentally Ctrl-c again.

To leave qiuckly; to go

awesome but bad at the same time

a person with no soul