Tored= Tired and bored

T-OR-eD

When you're tired and bored at the same time.

A word that appears when an idiot tries to type tired.

this is a teacher at årstad videregående skole in norway he sucs so much that we are fucked up

Another way of saying, “Fucked a chick until until she bleeds.”

To become very excited, partially sexually, as in

"Robin Hood became so excited he tore his leather jerkin off" (from the fortune cookies (offensive) database maintained at ubuntu.com)

A person with an immense knowledge of IT and/or technology. A person you can trust to fix almost anything Tech-related. He/her is the person everyone turns to in any social group or work setting to get their shit fixed.