to be drunk as a mofo.

A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy

This lil' gem originated in west side Lawrenceville, Georgia. It was coined by the fattest, blackest, lamest man you ever saw. He was staying at that cheap hotel at the intersection of I-85 and Lawrencevill/Suwannee Rd. In a drunken stooper, he walked to the Starship next door and ran out the door wiith about $400 worth of adult videos that he had "forgotten" to pay for. When confronted by the police, he claimed he was "tore out the frame" on that red dog beer. Yeah, this guy is a loser.