A blowjob from a vampire (or gothic person)
1 - And no mere mortal can resist the pleasure of the Transylvania Top.

2 - Robert: I was given a Transylvania Top last night.
Chad: Who gave you that?
Robert: Some goth girl i met last night. she could have been a vampire, but i don't know..
by The Unintelligent Librarian November 27, 2019
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A top who only gives during sex, and never receives due to PTSD or other traumatic experiences. This could include dysphoria or extreme insecurity.
Jack: Yo, did you go down on her?
Jill: Nah, she wouldn't let me, she's a trauma top.
by carol aird April 20, 2020
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A way in which you masturbate using the jelly fish hand motion over the top portion of your penis
Hey Jim, my mom walked in while I was tree topping the shit out of my dick last night
by NUTSofaNAT June 16, 2017
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Refers to (usually) a guy wearing either over-tight underwear or swim shorts with no shirt. This usually leads to a ‘trunk-top’ in which that person’s belly fat hangs over the top of their trunks. Similar to a muffin top, except specifically caused by swim shorts or underwear.
*Tom is wearing tight swim shorts by the beach*
Will: ‘Wow Tom, you’ve you’ve got a bit of a trunk-top going on there!’
Tom: ‘I know Will, that’s the beer belly for you!’
by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 February 13, 2019
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The Top Slime is a name for the the top Hit Man he is very dangerous and cannot be trusted he is shiesty and will slime you out.

Lil Crix is The Top Slime
That man hiding his face right there is the top slime.
by OTF Fattz June 27, 2021
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