Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
1. Sexual - the act of one who is a bottom or versatile being fucked anally, with a penis or pegged with a strap-on dildo.
2. BDSM - the experience of being submissive... being turned into a bottom.
3. Verb - used in past tense to describe a completion of an act or experience.
2. BDSM - the experience of being submissive... being turned into a bottom.
3. Verb - used in past tense to describe a completion of an act or experience.
1. He got topped the other night bi a well-hung bull.
2. When he first walked into Mistress Victoria's dungeon, he was a complete novice and had never been topped... yet.
3. They topped off their evening with a nice creampie dessert for the lucky bottom.
2. When he first walked into Mistress Victoria's dungeon, he was a complete novice and had never been topped... yet.
3. They topped off their evening with a nice creampie dessert for the lucky bottom.
by JamieCurious July 03, 2009
by devilboy December 03, 2004
by 2006Babes August 01, 2017
1. Well now that we won the game, we topped the Yankees
2. Johnson topped the shot of whiskey in less than 2 seconds.
2. Johnson topped the shot of whiskey in less than 2 seconds.
by b-eazy August 17, 2006
May 29 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

