I bought my wife a jeep so later that night I bent her over the bed and told her it’s Time for top shelf
by Nasty Neighbors May 27, 2018
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While doing a girl doggy style, to quickly and without warning switch to anal sex. Going from the bottom to the top shelf.
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Note top shelfing jewish girls is frowned upon
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Note top shelfing jewish girls is frowned upon
Dave) So last night I was with Goldie Hahn and I totally top shelfed her.
Steve) Dude you can't top shelf jewish girls
Dave) No brah it's cool. According to Adam Sandler she's only half
Steve) Dude you can't top shelf jewish girls
Dave) No brah it's cool. According to Adam Sandler she's only half
by TopShelfHouseSluts May 06, 2009
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by Jinsengsta June 30, 2004
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When you go out drinking and get so wasted that you awake from your drinking coma days later.
Can also mean you are only drinking top shelf liquor to get wasted at a bar/club.
Can also mean you are only drinking top shelf liquor to get wasted at a bar/club.
by Greatpickle December 03, 2014
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