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top schools, also known as "topsies" is an act of sexual abuse in mainly public all boy schools whereby the freshers are forced under threat of voiolence or worse to nosh or wank off the more senior boys assigned to look after them.
James underwent a torent of abuse during his time at Picks', having the unnerving and unrelenting threat of performing top schools on the two seniors Jon and Mat.
by Tmat September 04, 2008
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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