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the one who I N S E R T S inside their partner (mostly homosexual couples)
see that couple over there? the punk guy's hella top
by MrHosk May 30, 2018
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Aussie, Irish, Scottish, English slang

Fantastic. Wonderful.
Ahh she's tops mate. Reeaaal tops.
by christopher January 20, 2004
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The more dominant one in sex, or the one giving the sex. The stereotype for a top is more intimidating, and stubborn.
“Yo did you see that kid?”
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“Yeah he’s such a top
by sleepyquesarito January 24, 2020
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Slang term used when refering to a blowjob. Originates from New York City and is actually an acronym for "Tounge On Penis"
"Hey man, I heard that chick gives the best top"
by R-kIVe July 22, 2005
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A man who likes giving anal intercourse to other men rather than receiving.
I really DON'T like taking huge cocks up my ass since I'm a top, but I'll shove my cock into a receptive hole when offered.
by dicklicker May 23, 2003
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At the maximum, at most, at the most, not more than
I will take two years, tops.
It will set you back $20, tops.
by Dennis July 24, 2006
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