Urban Dictionary: toots

Toots means goodbye or Ill talk to you later.

by Yung Finesse October 29, 2020

Another term for Bong or water pipe.
Used heavily in place of the word bong by teenagers in Jersey, Channel Islands in Britain.

Will, did you bring your toot? We need it to smash this weed.

by BigWoodySmith July 23, 2019

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a fancy way of saying fart

I just tooted it smells

by its summer break and im bored July 12, 2019

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A rancid smelling gas that comes from your butt. Also known as a fart; but toot is the less nasty sounding word.

Gas emerging from your bum that often sounds like "preeee" or "brauuump".

I heard my cat toot, and knew it was time to evacuate the room.

by Kailie April 26, 2004

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A girl you really love and rate! A girl who is your best friend, and who you love to fuck.

Dirk: That bit of fluff in the office is pretty tasty!

Abs: Yes, she is. But keep your hands off, because she's my Toots.

by Abs - The One and Only. December 17, 2010

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Toot- is a shortened term for the word prostitute.

~Last night this toot tried to give me head, I had to smack that bitch.

by kamyre August 19, 2004

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