Urban Dictionary: tootness

Code word for smoking marijuana

by Loudblower420 September 11, 2017

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Sam: do you think it's wise to toot a hoot before exam
Honey: I heard increase of hormones helps when u don't for few days.

by Jesé May 11, 2015

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What a sexy guy calls his bitch

Chris: Where is my lil toot-a-licious???
Joey: Over here daddy

by notjoeycase September 24, 2021

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Toot and a Fart

the opposite of an arm and a leg. Something very inexpensive and cheap

That prostitute I bought lost night cost me a toot and a fart. Crazy cheap!

by Tweakgangonmcbaptweak January 05, 2021

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The act of letting your partner shart in your mouth while you're eating their ass.

Did you hear what Timmy did last night? He got a Toot Beer, I didn't know he was such a freak!

by homit March 13, 2021

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Tooted is basically saying that she/or he is cute. just a cringe way of saying it. Sometimes you can say it as a joke or sometimes you can actually mean it, but most people take it hysterically.

Okayyy. She tooted!

by Love 💘🧸 January 26, 2021

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A girl that is so fine your jaw drops

Damn girl u really tooted&booted

by Lilcartwheel July 13, 2018

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