adventurous gentleman seeking self pleasure while showering applies a generous amount of toothpaste with hand before bashing the bishop .
( also known as mint cock )
That man's being a cock womble

hasn't left is nuts alone for 5 minutes .
probably had a toothpaste wank this morning .

toothpaste wank may lead to crotch smelling of mint
by Trentbridge Troll July 11, 2015
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The effect that makes everything taste disgusting after you brush your teeth.
Augh! This orange juice tastes horrible, thanks to that gosh-darned toothpaste hangover!
by Yoda Pez June 14, 2011
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When someone doesn’t shoot cum but squeezes it out of his dick like he’s getting the last bit of toothpaste out.
That porn scene cumshot was a bit of an anti climax, he was squeezing toothpaste.
by Muckyfingers82 August 23, 2021
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A defecation that is so sticky you just can't seem to wipe up and get yourself clean.
I'm all itchy down there from that toothpaste turd this morning.
by Eaton Holgoode March 01, 2017
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A person who dyes their hair a vibrant and unnatural color, typically to stand out as blatantly as possible. They are usually accompanied by a non-binary gender, or some other odd sexuality. Sometimes they are compared to certain species of toxic animals, who use their vibrant colors to warn others of their extreme toxicity.
"Hey, have you read those horrible anonymous asexual comics?"
"You mean that toothpaste hair guy?"
by Armani Quesadilla November 05, 2019
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cumming on the bristles of your roommates toothbrush and not telling him (or her), then putting it back like nothing happened
I hate my roommate I gotta give him some of that tallahassee toothpaste
by Low Lewis December 07, 2010
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