the act of getting the left over cum out of your dick like squeezing the last toothpaste out of the bottle
by mattkitchens June 28, 2015
A household drug. Putting toothpaste on your nipples. High is caused by a opium related/derived chemical. It is a sedative. Applied topically to nipples since nipples provide pleasant burning sensation in addition to reasonably-good access to bloodstream.
by Karl Migren May 08, 2012
by Milky Susan May 19, 2017
A new drug craze which involves rubbing toothpaste on one's nipples in order to achieve a full-body high.
Toothpasting is the shit!
by CapanSourblo May 13, 2012
A method of getting high by rubbing toothpaste on ones nipples, Titanium Dioxide nanoparticles in the toothpaste enter the bloodstream and create an opiloid type high.
by highfives May 08, 2012
What happens when you've just placed toothpaste on your toothbrush, you get distracted by something in another room, and it falls off into the sink.
I had just put the paste on my brush when my roommate grabbed my attention, and right before he finished speaking, I heard a splat. The toothpaste I had just put on my brush had decided it didn't want to go in my mouth, so it committed Toothpaste Mutiny.
by Everyone's Favorite Goth Girl April 21, 2013
Tom wanted to get revenge on his roomate Adam. So early in the morning before work, Tom pretended to be taking a shit. While in the bathroom, he grabbed Adam's toothbrush and gave it a bit of salty toothpaste.
A little while later, Adam was brushing his teeth. "Did this toothpaste taste salty to you Tom?" Adam yelled from the bathroom.
Tom giggled quietly before answering back, "I didn't notice, maybe it's the baking soda"
"You son of a bitch Tom! You put salty toothpaste on my toothbrush" Adam yelled
Tom just laughed.
A little while later, Adam was brushing his teeth. "Did this toothpaste taste salty to you Tom?" Adam yelled from the bathroom.
Tom giggled quietly before answering back, "I didn't notice, maybe it's the baking soda"
"You son of a bitch Tom! You put salty toothpaste on my toothbrush" Adam yelled
Tom just laughed.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 10, 2017