The mint- EWWWWWW!!!! yuck!!! i'm sticking back to the children's grape flavoured toothpaste...yuck!!!
♫I hate Toothpaste!!!♫
♫I want to die!!!♫
♫I want to die right now!!!♫
♫You thought I was lying...but i didn't lie!!!!!!!!!!!♫
♫I want to die!!!♫
♫I want to die right now!!!♫
♫You thought I was lying...but i didn't lie!!!!!!!!!!!♫
by A random piece of cardboard August 25, 2020
by CUMSE March 31, 2021
Toothpaste Cheese is that cheese that they stick on those “burgers” they serve in American Public Schools. You can find it on the burgers they serve, and when you bite into it, it tastes like cheese mixed with toothpaste. They make the bun stick to the burger so bad, that you can’t even take it apart. When you actually eat the burger, and get a taste of that Toothpaste Cheese, you will find yourself making faces of confusion and disgust.
Jayson: Oh yeah they got fucking burgers today!
Mari: Nice, hows it taste
Jayson: Bitch this cheese tastes like Toothpaste Cheese
Mari: Nice, hows it taste
Jayson: Bitch this cheese tastes like Toothpaste Cheese
by Babygirl💅🏻💎 October 27, 2017
When someone brushes their teeth, doesn’t rinse so their mouth is still super foamy and then directly does ass to mouth.
by Dubtrow November 03, 2020
Ted awoke from a night of drinking to discover he was late for work. He only had time for a toothpaste shower.
by MMRE May 23, 2013
When you edge, tie a rubber band around the base of your dick before it goes back down. Then, you pull the rubber band off, and you will cum, like squeezing the last of the toothpaste out...
by superguitarded May 14, 2020
by FuccNutt April 29, 2019