A fat person who wears skinny jeans. So called due to the fact that one who does resembles toothpaste being squeezed out of a tube.
"Have you heard about Mikes new girlfriend? I think they met at some punk show."
"Yeah, I facebook stalked her and you could only see her eyes on her profile pic... She's probably a toothpaster."
"Yeah, I facebook stalked her and you could only see her eyes on her profile pic... She's probably a toothpaster."
by ptakattack August 27, 2011
by johnnyshitfag November 02, 2014
by dunnertron June 04, 2005
John: hey man wanna smoke some weed?
Tim: nah I got a better idea, have you ever tried toothpasting??
John: no dude wtf is that
Tim: it's fucknig awesome
Tim: nah I got a better idea, have you ever tried toothpasting??
John: no dude wtf is that
Tim: it's fucknig awesome
by MightySheep May 08, 2012
by Amish Kid July 13, 2004
by BRD October 24, 2004
Toothpaste is an hygiene item that everyone should use. It saves your life... and other peoples lives. It would be great if you woke up in the morning and immediately brush your teeth. It sounds very simple, because it is very very simple. Its not that hard people. All you have to do is get up and go to your bathroom and pop out that toothbrush and toothpaste and get to working. Thank you all for your cooperation! And I hope you feel amazing when people are actually talking to you now. (:
"Ew whats that smell?"
"I think its Becky.. she hasn't been using her toothpaste. I don't even think she knows what that is."
"Oh dang, i'm going to go over there and tell her."
"Be careful!"
"I think its Becky.. she hasn't been using her toothpaste. I don't even think she knows what that is."
"Oh dang, i'm going to go over there and tell her."
"Be careful!"
by getinloserweregoingshopping July 05, 2017