A dentist from MySpace who probably isn't even a real dentist.
Don't give Toothy McTooferson too much credit. He feeds off it!
by Boozy Irish Floozie February 11, 2009
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What most girls mistakenly think passes for a blowjob because none of their lovers have had the balls to tell them to open their goddamn mouth wider.
"How the hell did you get AIDS from a blowjob?"
"It was a toothy blow, man...(sniff)"
by Intermezzo February 08, 2005
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Girl 1: I heard that Jake Gyllenhaal is finally going to marry Reese Witherspoon.

Girl 2: I can't believe Jake is still keeping up this sham with Reese. Everyone knows he's Toothy Tile!.
by Danneel August 03, 2008
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An asshole so full of hemorrhoids and/or anal warts that when you insert your penis into it, you feel more like you're receiving a toothy blow.
"Tom, why does your dick look like it went through a meet grinder?"
"Because I took the dirt path and to my horror she had a fucking toothy starfish!"
"Shit. Rest in peace Tom's dick. Rest in peace."
by CaptinStabN September 26, 2017
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a blowjob that envolves too much teeth and not enough tongue... and it hurts if they bite...
Kathie gave me a toothy blowjob, and btw she hasn't been using whitening tooth paste...
by Anonymous May 22, 2003
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This is when a woman's clam is so nasty that it has grown teeth and may possibly bite. Also know to growl on occasion and at times makes a "chomping" noise.
"That bitch was so scroungy her toothy clam bit my hand right off!"
by Mike "Meat" Fortuner April 11, 2006
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A person not well experienced with fellatio; often scrape their teeth over the tender meatus of a penis head.
Betty Lou was not very good giving Tyrone head. She scraped his meatus while giving him toothy head.
by Richard Black March 02, 2005
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