by Boozy Irish Floozie February 11, 2009
What most girls mistakenly think passes for a blowjob because none of their lovers have had the balls to tell them to open their goddamn mouth wider.
by Intermezzo February 08, 2005
another word for gay men.
Girl 1: I heard that Jake Gyllenhaal is finally going to marry Reese Witherspoon.
Girl 2: I can't believe Jake is still keeping up this sham with Reese. Everyone knows he's Toothy Tile!.
Girl 2: I can't believe Jake is still keeping up this sham with Reese. Everyone knows he's Toothy Tile!.
by Danneel August 03, 2008
An asshole so full of hemorrhoids and/or anal warts that when you insert your penis into it, you feel more like you're receiving a toothy blow.
"Tom, why does your dick look like it went through a meet grinder?"
"Because I took the dirt path and to my horror she had a fucking toothy starfish!"
"Shit. Rest in peace Tom's dick. Rest in peace."
"Because I took the dirt path and to my horror she had a fucking toothy starfish!"
"Shit. Rest in peace Tom's dick. Rest in peace."
by CaptinStabN September 26, 2017
by Anonymous May 22, 2003
This is when a woman's clam is so nasty that it has grown teeth and may possibly bite. Also know to growl on occasion and at times makes a "chomping" noise.
by Mike "Meat" Fortuner April 11, 2006