As your lady is brushing her teeth and leans over the sink to spit, run in and pull down her pants to fuck her from behind. Your choice of hole.
Man I gave my wife one hell of a tooth fairy last night, boy was she surprised when I put it in her poop shoot.

As I leaned over to spit out toothpaste, I came from the Tooth Fairy.
by Mr. and Mrs. Milkbone October 31, 2010
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A closet gay guy who won't have vaginal sex with any female. He'll only receive oral from every girl he meets.

1. To keep his reputation

2. To hide his secret
Nah, you don't want him. He's a a "Tooth Fairy", only wants your jaws and not your box. From what I've heard, he's only ever had oral, because he can imagine it's a guys mouth. But he has to! So his boys don't know!
by No1AboveLo May 01, 2011
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A hairy, fat, transvestite, dude, possably in his mid 30's that wears a tutu, crown, and wand. He watches when your children loose their teeth, breaks into your house and goes into your kids room and proforms mandatory bartering with your unconcious children, pays them with either quarters, dollars or by teabagging them. than he "flys" away in his broken down 70's station wagon, to a crummy little apartment possably in NYC or Detroit, where he adds the new teeth to the existing pile on the living room floor, where he proforms some sort of tooth fetish ritual...possably by putting them in his mouth, rubbing his dick on them, shoving them in his ass...or other crevaces, and repetes the cycle over and over again.
Billy: *yawn* who the fuck are you?

Tooth bitch: *looks as if on crack* where are th..the teeth?

Billy: *screams* mom! where do we keep the shotgun?

Tooth Fairy: keep quiet kid! or your going to get the gas

Billy: *checks him out* you dont have to...u know...pay me in quarters, *takes his clothes off* we can work somthing out.

Tooth pedifile: *whispers to himself* score

*sex noises*
by Shinusha July 22, 2009
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a name given to a person with the qualities of a tooth fairy wearing pink and purple tiara pink skinny jeans and a pink tutu with a wand. received recognition in 2008.
man he is such a tooth fairy dude just look at him
by jinx188 December 04, 2009
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A small winged creature that teaches little kids that They can get money for their body parts.
Little girl: I put my tooth under mah pillow last night
other kid: HOW MUCH U GEIT?
Little girl: like... 5$

News reporter: Little Billy Billson was found dead last night under his pillow after appernetly trying to put his leg under his pillow for the tooth fairy. This "tooth fairy" is now in custidy and being put under investigation.
by LunaLovez February 17, 2010
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