A tube, usually a cut off part of a straw, used to snort speed or coke with.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

A thinly shaped cylinder used to put any manner of powder into your nose form a flat surface.

A cylindrical device used to snort powdered drugs. Also used to inhale the smoke from drugs

Slang for tits when you want to make it sound less offensive.

cute little person that farts cutely

A university employee that is tasked with leading students astray rather than 'Rounding them out intellectually'.