Urban Dictionary: tooter

tooter

A tube, usually a cut off part of a straw, used to snort speed or coke with.

Dude, opnly use one tooter, then we can scrape it when we're done with the sack

by Merc February 03, 2004

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A thinly shaped cylinder used to put any manner of powder into your nose form a flat surface.

I don't care if you roll up a twenty - get me a tooter!

by K-Gray March 12, 2005

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A cylindrical device used to snort powdered drugs. Also used to inhale the smoke from drugs

Pass the tooter, it's my turn

by My butt hurts from all the gay sex February 04, 2006

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tooter

cute little person that farts cutely

hey tooter
will you be my tooter?

"oh man tell me about your date"
"man she's such a tooter"

by alec and liz May 02, 2010

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A university employee that is tasked with leading students astray rather than 'Rounding them out intellectually'.

My tutor is a crazy weird dude. I mean wow, mine taught me everything I needed to know about cocaine abuse in a single 'tootorial'. He is one mother of a tooter.

by jonimethfan October 07, 2011

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to fart; poot; put-put

damn, that tooter you let is stanky!

by ivy February 04, 2005

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a nickname for a vagina. It can sometimes be stinky if you are bad and hasty. It often refers to a kitten.

Baby, my tooter is stinky!

by Datruth July 03, 2012

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