Another name for the Seattle Seahawks dubbed when 49ers player, Joe Staley's daughter Grace, created a poster declaring the Seahawks to be "toots".
49ers Fan: Damn...We're playing the Seahawks again next week.
Other 49ers Fan: Man, fuck them toots.
by Ragdaddy December 01, 2019
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derogatory or pet name used for a woman, i.e. dame, broad, babe, skoit, sweetie. However, the word comes from the candy- "Tootsie Roll." The name "Tootsie" is short for Tutankhamen, the King of Egypt during the XVIII Dynast. The Tootsie Roll is also sometimes given the racist pseudonym "nigger-roll"- which is obviously horrible- however unknowingly accurate since the candy is already a euphemism for this.
"Hey toots, come take a look at this shit I left in the toilet!"
by Aron Taylor January 12, 2005
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home-made bong invented by aspiring pot heads. usually made using a metal 'down-pipe', plastic coke bottle or similar, and an elastic band. i'd explain more, but this isn't blue peter.

the word toot is also used as the noun for the actual act of smoking with afore-mentioned contraption.
'oi, pass me that toot!'
'who's toot is it next'
'can i have a toot please richard?'
i had a toot last night that nearly knocked me out cold! my lungs hurt like crazy!'
by doyle May 13, 2004
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To bounce your ass up and down in the air preferably during sexual intercourse.
Where yo head go at when you want it from the back? Toot Toot that ass up!! You like it like that?
by HoneyBee18 July 03, 2003
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Toot's is the greatest restaurant in the world... located in Murfreesboro Tennessee, it's been the site of many presidential addresses and other gala events. Also,most all the girls there have breath taking hiney's.
"If you don't like Toot's I will attack you with the North"
-Abraham Lincoln
by Yourfuturestepdad March 30, 2011
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When a girl farts and it is high pitched like a horn
That girl was caught farting during class, but she denied it and said she was tooting
by leckerebrot May 15, 2018
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