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Named after Senator Patrick Toomey (R) from Pennsylvania who is notorious for ignoring his constituents (he held zero in-person town halls since becoming elected in 2016 throughout key policy discussions including the appointment of various cabinet members requiring Senate approval to debating health care legislation, and he received tens of thousands of faxes from constituents who were unable to reach him using his email or phone), to toomey someone is to wilfully ignore them, especially in cases where it is one's job to pay attention to them.
Person A: Can you believe it?! That tech support guy just hung up on me!

Person B: Dude, you've just been toomeyed.
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to secretly go down on your friend (male) while he is sleeping.
Did you hear that Steve gave Mike a toomey last night?
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equal parts Irish surname and super hip young person slang for tmrw, as in, "maybe we do a gnarly dope first Friday after your coffee banger toomey? Hmu." ;)
" Toomey and toomey and toomey, creeps in this pesky pace from day to day. And all our yestertoomeys have lighted fools the way to friscalating dusklight. "
- William Shakespeare
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equal parts irish surname and super hip young person slang for tmrw, as in, "maybe we do a gnarly dope first friday after your coffee banger toomey? Hmu." ;)
"Toomey and toomey and toomey, creeps in this pesky pace from day to day. And all our yestertoomeys have lighted fools the way to friscalating dusklight."
-William Shakespeare
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