A Toolgasm is a place in a Tool song or album where the listener achieves maximum listening pleasure.

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One of the greatest feelings a human being can experience. A toolgasm is caused when someone or a group of people is/are listening to music created by the Los Angeles based band 'Tool'. The toolgasm usually occurs at the climax of a song. Some causes of toolgasms have been listed below. A toolgasm is extremely similar to an orgasm, but with no fluids as a result. So in a sense, it is a cleaner orgasm.

a peaking point in the listening of music written by tool. At this point, the listener undergoes a sensation much like that of an orgasm, without the mess.

A toolgasm is when you cum your pants while listening to Tool.

The orgasm of ones' SOUL and EVERYTHING acheived by listening to the band Tool. It occurs during a certain part of the song, which lifts up your soul, projects it towards the universe, and enlightens your whole existance for that very moment. Side effects include a tingly sensation in your head/brain, and/or tears in your eyes from the beauty your ears have just encountered. The offset of the Toolgasm varies. Can be something lyrical that makes you tingle and gives you the shivers, or it could be a combination of an instrumental part with or without vocals that is utter beauty due to Maynards' voice in conjuction with the awesome instrumentals at that very moment. May cause you to melt into stuff because it makes you feel that damn good if gone to extremes.

What Toolgasms you differs from person to person. It's basically a full body experience, and when you feel it, you'll know exactly what it is.

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