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A person of little social value. aka Doug Lee.
Doug Lee is the world's biggest toolbox.
by 2+2 NVG Forum June 08, 2011
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Jul 6 Word of the Day
A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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Someone who is dumber than a 'Tool,' this person is described as a "Tool Box"
Jesus tity fucking christ is she a fucking Tool Box, WOW.
by BMOUNZ May 02, 2005
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Reference to a room full or folk easily termed as "Tools"
"Christ, the Lobby is a fuckin tool box today."
by Hazard October 23, 2003
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Derogatory term for a Scion xB because of the ugly box-like shape of the car and the type of people who generally drive them: tools.
Damn it R.J., you are such a tool so go get in your tool box and drive the fuck out of here.
by Poolside Becky May 02, 2008
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A mega tool; a boy who thinks that girls worship him but they want to vomit on his shoes.
Matt is not just a tool but he is a whole box of tools, a complete tool box.
by Ho Train October 23, 2002
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A group of guys in sleeveless UFC shirts and fauxhawks that are either talking about their gains, saying they're swolemates, or drinking protein shakes.
Too bad you can't see yourself in any mirror at the gym because there's always a toolbox blocking it.
by allenjr16 May 14, 2014
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