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Tool tuesday a hoe's third day of the week. Hoes often send nudes with "#tooltuesday".

Also see: wankwensday
John: Carly what day is it ; )
Carly: ummm tuesday. OMG here you go john I forgot tool tuesday
Carly: *snaps nude* #ToolTuesday :P
by John+Carly March 08, 2017
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Day of the week when gym bros take mirror selfies in the gym’s mirrors. Usually they intentionally flex in a way to look like a complete tool.
Bro! I got a great prump rn want to take a Tool Tuesday pic
by JBrò November 17, 2020
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