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Location used to consummate deals with Satan, according to lyrics some Christian wingnut alleged were back-masked in Led Zeppelin's classic song "Stairway to Heaven".
" ... down there in the toolshed where he used to make us so sad O my sweet Satan ...,"
by Fearman May 24, 2008
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A group of tools in a crowded area such as a mall or theme park. They are easily spotted, as they usually wear bro tanks, skinny jeans, or apparel from Diamond Supply Co.
J: Jeeze, did you see that tool shed?

E: Yes! They were total posers. I bet they are shopping for bro tanks.
by mojothedog August 04, 2013
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The second level of being a poser/loser. Someone who is "whipped" or someone who thinks he's cooler than he really is. A toolshed usually dresses outside of the mainstream just to make others think he is cool. He is always a jackass. A female tool shed, though rare, shares these same characteristics, and usually operates by being a total bitch and thinking she is hotter than she really is. A tool shed is is a bigger loser than a tool, but not quite a hardware store.
I'd be complimenting Ryan Seacrest by calling him a tool shed: he's a hardware store (aka Home Depot).

That toolshed talks on the phone to his girlfriend for 6 hrs a night.
by garyp December 09, 2005
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A sanctuary in which to play hogsoccer.
Before we whipped out the plunger and hamsandwich we locked the door to the toolshed.
by MBC March 31, 2003
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Its what you call the stupidest person you know. Same thing as douche, dumbass, idiot etc..etc..
Example A Bruce: I lowered my car yesterday.
Mitch: why would you do that you fuckin' toolshed?

Example B: Your a toolshed
by koruptone August 05, 2009
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